I would have written a shorter letter, but I did not have the time.
Je n'ai fait celle-ci plus longue que parce que je n'ai pas eu le loisir de la faire plus courte. Blaise Pascal (1623-1662)
Journalism largely consists in saying 'Lord Jones is dead' to people who never knew Lord Jones was alive.
G.K. Chesterton (1874-1936)
The Journalistic Principle (sometimes called Betteridge's Law, Hinchliffe's Rule, or Davis's Law): Any headline that ends in a question mark can be answered by the word no.
Anonymous