If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
Anonymous
It's not too far; it just seems like it is.
Anonymous
Like all great travelers, I have seen more than I remember, and remember more than I have seen.
Benjamin Disraeli (1804-1881)
No publication either before or since the invention of printing, no theological treatise and no political or scientific creed, has ever been as narrowly dogmatic or as offensively arbitrary in its prejudices as a railway timetable.
Rex Stout (1886-1975)
The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready.
Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
The only true voyage of discovery, the only fountain of Eternal Youth, would be not to visit strange lands but to possess other eyes…
Marcel Proust (1871-1922)
The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
Anonymous
The true traveller is he who goes on foot, and even then, he sits down a lot of the time.
Colette (1873-1954)