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“My philosophy
like colour TV
is all there
in black and white”
Monty Python

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Picture of Phyllis Diller. Picture by Brian Hamilton.

Only two quotes by Phyllis Diller

Phyllis Diller (born Phyllis Ada Driver; July 17, 1917) is a Golden Globe-nominated American actress and comedienne, considered one of the pioneers of female stand-up comedy.
 A bachelor is someone who never makes the same mistake once. 
 We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve years telling them to sit down and shut up. 

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