Eight quotes by W.C. Fields
William Claude Dukenfield (January 29, 1880 – December 25, 1946), better known as W. C. Fields, was an American comedian, actor, juggler and writer. Fields created a comic persona: a misanthropic and hard-drinking egotist who remained a sympathetic character despite his snarling contempt for dogs, children, and women.
'Twas a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it.
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After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse.
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Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.
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Everybody has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink.
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I never met a kid I liked.
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Start every day with a smile and get it over with.
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There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.
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What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork from my lunch?
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