Three quotes by Stephen Leacock
Stephen Butler Leacock, FRSC (30 December 1869 – 28 March 1944) was a Canadian economist, writer and humorist.
I detest life-insurance agents; they argue that some day I shall die, which is not so.
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I owe a lot to my teachers and mean to pay them back some day.
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Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
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