“My philosophy
like colour TV
is all there
in black and white”
Monty Python
Work
Buses stop at bus stations, trains at train stations, and my desk has a workstation.
Anonymous
Doing nothing is tiring because you can't stop to rest.
Anonymous
Even a mosquito doesn't get a slap on the back until it starts to work.
Anonymous
I always arrive late to work, but I make up for it by leaving early.
Anonymous
I like work, I can sit and watch it for hours.
Anonymous
I'm not complaining about coming to work but about the eight hour wait to go home.
Anonymous
If a project is not worth doing at all, it's not worth doing well.
Anonymous
Once you’ve started, you’re halfway there.
Initium est dimidium facti
Latin proverb
People who do the world's real work don't usually wear ties.
Anonymous
Sexual harassment at work – is it a problem for the self-employed?
Anonymous
The night before a day off is better than the day off itself.
Anonymous
The only person who got his work done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe.
Anonymous
There are two kinds of people, those who do the work and those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group, there is less competition.
Indira Gandhi (1917-1984)
Too many people are ready to carry the stool when the piano needs to be moved.
Anonymous
We, the unwilling, led by the unknowing, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful. We have done so much, for so long, with so little, we are now qualified to do anything with nothing.
Anonymous
When I was young I was poor and after years of hard work I am no longer young.
Anonymous
Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, and dance like no one is watching.
Anonymous
You cannot propel yourself forward by patting yourself on the back.
Chinese proverb