like colour TV
is all there
in black and white❞
Monty Python

Quotes, Aphorisms, Laws, and Thoughts

Five quotes by Max Beerbohm
❝I am a Tory Anarchist; I should like every one to go about doing just as he pleased - short of altering any of the things to which I have grown accustomed.❞ [+]
❝Man is divisible into two great classes: hosts and guests.❞ [+]
❝Most women are not so young as they are painted.❞ [+]
❝Only the insane take themselves quite seriously. ❞ [+]
❝To say that a man is vain means merely that he is pleased with the effect he produces on other people. A conceited man is satisfied with the effect he produces on himself.❞ [+]
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