“My philosophy
like colour TV
is all there
in black and white”
Monty Python

Quotes, Aphorisms, Laws, and Thoughts
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 A drama critic is a person who surprises a playwright by informing him what he meant. 
 Bacteria are the only culture some people have. 
 Culture is roughly anything we do and the monkeys don't. 
 I liked the tree better than the book. 
 In the future everyone will be world-famous for 15 minutes. 
 No statue has ever been put up to a critic. 
 When I hear the word “culture” I reach for my gun. 
 You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.