“My philosophy
like colour TV
is all there
in black and white”
Monty Python
Money
A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money, as well as afterward.
Anonymous A developed city is not a place where the poor have cars, it's where even the rich use public transportation.
Una ciudad avanzada no es en la que los pobres pueden moverse en carro, sino una en la que incluso los ricos utilizan el transporte público.
Enrique Peñalosa (1954- ) A man's grasp rarely exceeds his greed.
Anonymous A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
Anonymous About the time we make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
Anonymous All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Anonymous Better to be nouveau than never to have been riche at all.
Anonymous Canada Bill Jones' Motto: It's morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money.
Supplement: A .44 Magnum beats four aces.
Anonymous Common Lies no.4: It's not the money that matters, it's the principle.
Anonymous Common Lies no.6: Money isn't everything.
Anonymous Don't count your cheques before they're cashed.
Anonymous Don't marry for money; it's cheaper to borrow it.
Anonymous It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased.
Kehlog Albran It's true that money talks. It usually says 'Goodbye'.
Anonymous Live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so.
Anonymous Money doesn't buy happiness; it rents it.
Anonymous Money is the root of all good and the fruit of all evil.
Anonymous Money isn't everything. If it were, what would we buy with it?
Anonymous Never call a man a fool. Borrow from him.
Anonymous No one appreciates thrift like an heir.
Anonymous Robin Hood only robbed the rich because the poor had no money.
Anonymous The Golden Rule: He who has the gold makes the rules.
Anonymous The way to make a small fortune in the commodities market is to start with a large fortune.
Anonymous There are three dimensions to credit cards: length, width and debt.
Anonymous There is no such thing as a free lunch, but there is always free cheese in a mousetrap.
Anonymous UFOs are just billionaires from other planets.
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