“My philosophy
like colour TV
is all there
in black and white”
Monty Python

Quotes, Aphorisms, Laws, and Thoughts
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 A bachelor is someone who never makes the same mistake once. 
 A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. 
 A man in love mistakes a pimple for a dimple. 
 As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error. 
 At the source of every error which is blamed on the computer, you will find at least two human errors, including the error of blaming it on the computer. 
 I was much further out than you thought
And not waving but drowning. 
 If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner. 
 Important letters which contain no errors will develop errors in the mail. Corresponding errors will show up in the duplicate while the Boss is reading it. 
 In any collection of data, the figure most obviously correct, beyond all need of checking, is the mistake. 
 Is man one of God's blunders, or is God one of man's? 
 Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. 
 The blunders are all there on the board, waiting to be made. 
 There were grammatical errors even in his silence. 
Nawet w jego milczeniu były błędy językowe.
 You are making progress if each mistake is a new one. 
 You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes. You'll learn a lot today.