Just one quote by Weird Al Yankovic
Alfred Matthew “Weird Al” Yankovic (born October 23, 1959) is an American singer, musician, songwriter, record producer, actor and author. He is best known for creating comedy songs that make light of pop culture and often parody specific songs by contemporary musicians. He also performs original songs that are style pastiches of the work of other acts, as well as polka medleys of several popular songs, most of which feature his trademark accordion.
At the Gas Station of Love, I Got the Self Service Pump
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