“My philosophy
like colour TV
is all there
in black and white”
Monty Python

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Just one quote by Weird Al Yankovic

Alfred Matthew 'Weird Al' Yankovic (born October 23, 1959) is an American singer-songwriter, music producer, actor, comedian, satirist, and a parodist.
 At the Gas Station of Love, I Got the Self Service Pump 

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